Author: Onion
President Yoweri Museveni has ordered three senior government and police officials to take a six-month forced leave as investigations begin into alleged corruption and extortion linked to Uganda’s National CCTV and Command Centre project. The directive affects Lt. Gen. Joseph Musanyufu, the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Mr Aggrey Wunyi, the Under-Secretary of the Uganda Police Force, and Assistant Inspector General of Police Felix Baryamwitsakyi. In a letter dated May 23, 2026, and received by the Ministry of Internal Affairs on May 28, President Museveni said the officials are under investigation over claims that they frustrated payments…
At least 16 students have died after a devastating fire broke out at a girls’ boarding school in Gilgil, about 120 kilometres north-west of Nairobi, Kenyan authorities have confirmed. The tragedy happened in the early hours of Thursday while students at Utumishi Girls Academy were asleep in their dormitories. Several other students were injured during the incident and rushed to hospital for treatment. Education Minister Julius Ogamba, who visited the school after the fire, said 71 students had already been discharged while seven remained admitted for further medical care. Parents and relatives gathered outside the school compound throughout the day,…
A Zambian Magistrate’s Court has remanded a 23-year-old suspect, accused of having slept with more than 13 female members of the country’s parliament and used it as a ploy to extort money from them. According to reports, Benson Chacha engaged in the sexual encounter with the politicians and filmed them which he has been using to blackmail and demand huge sums of money from them. Benson Chacha was reportedly arrested in Tanzania following intelligence by both the Tanzanian and Kenyan security forces about his fraudulent activities. He was remanded into police custody on Tuesday by Senior Principal Magistrate, Christine Njagi when he…
The National Unity Platform (NUP) has reappointed Nakawa West Member of Parliament Joel Ssenyonyi as the Leader of the Opposition in Parliament. Ssenyonyi will continue serving in the role for another two and a half years as the opposition seeks to strengthen its presence in Parliament ahead of the next general election cycle. The party also appointed Manjiya County MP John Baptist Nambeshe as a Parliamentary Commissioner. Jinja South East MP Paul Mwiru, who previously contested for the position of Speaker of Parliament but lost, has been named the Opposition Chief Whip. The office of the Leader of the Opposition…
A Tanzanian policeman has reportedly sued his best friend after he failed to impregnate his wife despite trying 77 times and being paid 2M Tanzanian Shilling for that purpose. According to reports, Darius Makambako, 50 and his wife Precious, 45 have been seeking for a child for the past 6 years. The turning point was when doctors revealed that Darius Makambako was sterile. Unable to bear the news, he employed his friend who is also a police officer in the traffic department to sleep with his wife 3 nights in a week to get the wife pregnant. According to the…
A doctor and a nurse who are having their internship in a hospital have been suspended from work after they were caught having sex while on duty. The two health workers were reported to the hospital administration by a patient who was admitted to the hospital in Tabora. The patient couldn’t take the routine sexual activity in the midst of the doctor and nurse’s loud loans. The patients in the ward had reached their limit of restriction, according to the source since they couldn’t bear the loud moan between the trainee doctor and the nurse they decided to report him.…
Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba has announced that his son, Private Ruhamya Kainerugaba, is currently undergoing military training at the renowned Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in the United Kingdom, marking another chapter in the Museveni family’s long military tradition. In a post shared on X on Thursday, Uganda’s Chief of Defence Forces praised his son for his performance at the elite British military institution. “My beloved son, Ruhamya, is doing an excellent job in Sandhurst. All good Ugandans should pray for him every day,” Gen Muhoozi wrote. The post included photos of Ruhamya dressed in combat gear while taking part in field…
A notorious landlord met his waterloo after he was caught red-handed sleeping with his male tenant’s second wife. A Tanzanian landlord was placed in public and flogged mercilessly before being slapped with a heavy fine after he was caught red-handed having sex with his tenant’s second wife. According to reports, the shameful incident reportedly happened at Kibwera village in the Geita district of Geita province (Tanzania). According to a report by Millard Ayo, Katayo Bote was publicly caned and fined over KSh 11,000. As narrated by the tenant who has two wives, he realized that his second and younger wife…
Multiple reports concerning a suspected thief who was forced to surrender himself to the police after the bag he allegedly stole from an old woman ‘refused to come down from his head’, have been making rounds online. The suspect identified as one Frank Buhet was reported to have stolen the bag which he took home but couldn’t bring it down from his head. This mysterious incident happened in Tanzania – the culprit said, he started walking from one road to another but the load was still hanging on the head. According to reports, he even tried laying down on the…
An enlarged prostate, medically known as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH), is a condition that many men develop quietly as they age. It is not cancer, but it can slowly interfere with daily comfort and confidence. The challenge is that most men ignore the early signs, assuming they are just “normal aging,” yet the body often gives clear warnings. One of the first signs is waking up repeatedly at night to urinate. What once was a full night of sleep becomes interrupted and tiring. This can affect mood, energy, and focus during the day. Another early sign is a weak urine…