Author: Onion
A 17-year-old Junior High School student has impregnated his former class teacher who is 33-years-old according to report from Zambian Accurate. The two according to sources are set to walk down the aisle as soon as the boy is done with school later this year. The boy we are informed got transferred from his former school which happens to be a government school where he was in the same class with his yet-to-be wife to a private school to enable him writes his final exams. The teacher took to social media and posted “I know i will be criticized..but I don’t mind because I…
Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) Customs Intelligence officers have seized more than 37,000 kilograms of smuggled rice in a month-long operation targeting illegal cross-border trade along Uganda’s borders with Tanzania and Kenya. The operation led to the interception of several trucks allegedly involved in a coordinated smuggling network that sought to bring undeclared rice into Uganda while evading customs duties and taxes. According to URA, intelligence officers conducted weeks of surveillance, monitored suspicious cargo movements, and gathered information from various sources before carrying out the crackdown. Among the vehicles intercepted was truck registration number UBG 216W, which was found carrying 7,000…
A disagreement over meat distributed during a community gathering ended in tragedy after a man was allegedly stabbed to death in Rubirizi District. The victim, identified as 50-year-old Joachim Tumwebaze, was a resident of Mubanda D Village in Ryeru Sub-county. He was killed on Thursday evening following a dispute that broke out as residents shared meat donated by Dunyaruguru County Member of Parliament Benjamin Cadet. According to preliminary police findings, local residents had assembled to receive portions of the donated meat when an argument erupted between Tumwebaze and another man over the allocation of the meat. What began as a…
Residents and local leaders in Nakisunga Sub-county, Mukono District, have been left in shock following the sudden death of a newly elected councillor moments after he was sworn into office. Henry Kitatta Naggwano, the National Resistance Movement (NRM) councillor representing Katente Ward, collapsed shortly after taking his oath during a swearing-in ceremony held on Friday. According to sources, Kitatta had been undergoing medical treatment at a health facility before reportedly requesting to be discharged so that he could attend the important event. Witnesses who attended the ceremony said the councillor appeared visibly weak throughout the function. His condition reportedly deteriorated…
A video which has gone viral shows how a middle-aged man who was caught in a compromising situation with a married woman attempted to jump from a storey building to escape the confrontation. In the widely circulated video, the man is seen trying to leap through a window moments after the woman’s enraged husband walked in. However, in a surprising turn of events, the husband pulled him back to safety to prevent a potentially fatal fall. Social media users who have come across the video have applauded the husband’s restraint and humanity in saving the man’s life. “That’s real maturity.…
Shock and grief have engulfed students and staff at Mbarara University of Science and Technology after a student died suddenly on campus while preparing to sit for examinations. The student, identified as Nowembabazi Marvin, was a third-year Bachelor of Procurement and Supply Management student at the university’s Faculty of Business and Management Sciences. According to information from the university, Marvin collapsed on Friday morning shortly before the start of his examination. He was reportedly at the faculty premises preparing for the paper when the incident happened. His death was later confirmed by the Dean of Students, Mr Ambrose K. Mugisha,…
Not long ago, a man was buried with $55,000 per demands of his will as he wishes to bribe God when he gets to heaven gates. Social Media was set buzzing with such insanity. Well, a similar thing has happened in again. This time round his request was that his Benz should be buried with him as he wishes to drive it in heaven. Information reaching onionug.com has it that Mr. Thomas Muibo is rich business tycoon who recently passed at the age 79 years and like every well educated senior citizen, he left a Will to see to the distribution of…
The so-called Jesus Christ who was invited into Kenya by a controversial Kenyan pastor was arrested today and deported back to wherever he came from. According to the reports in Kenyan local media, the government has to swoop n and arrest the so-called Jesus Christ and his disciples after they caused an uproar in the country on Sunday, 28th July 2019. Yesterday, photos and videos surfaced online about Jesus Christ who has appeared in the flesh in the town of Kiseria in Kenya. Jesus Christ in Kenya From the information gathered by Ghpage.com, your most reliable news website, the pastor…
When 50-year-old Maria Rioba Musa left her home for a funeral in January, she never imagined that she would come back to an enraged husband who would viciously attack her. Musa, from Migori County in Tarang’anya village, went to the funeral of a family member and stayed for three days. When she returned home, her husband, Musa Matiko used a panga – a machete – and demanded to know why she took so long to return home, leaving him without a cook. He then proceeded to chop her left hand off, reports local media. Matiko also threw a spear at…
A 94-year-old Kenyan man has been reunited with his family in Majengo village, Mwatate, Taita-Taveta County after being away for 42 years. Hiltan Kalugho says he left home for Tanzania in 1980 to look for fortune in the neighbouring country, leaving behind his wife and seven children. Speaking with Sunday Nation, he said; “I left home in search of greener pastures because I wanted a good future for my children. Unfortunately, I was unable to come back home because I did not get the money I expected to get to feed my family,”. According to the senior citizen, life at…