Author: Onion
A young man identified simply as Abbas is facing criminal charges in Yobe State after he was apprehended while allegedly dressed in women’s attire in what authorities say was a deliberate attempt to gain unsupervised access to his girlfriend at her father’s residence in the state. According to sources familiar with the incident, Abbas reportedly donned a hijab and female clothing to blend in with female members of the household, hoping to visit his girlfriend without the knowledge or consent of her father. The ruse was uncovered when a member of the family became suspicious and alerted the household, leading…
Prime Minister Robinah Nabbanja has directed the dismantling of roadside sugarcane weighbridges and their relocation to licensed sugar factories, a move that has drawn sharp criticism from farmer groups who say it hands millers back the power to underpay outgrowers. In a letter dated March 17, 2026, to the Minister of Trade, Industry and Cooperatives, Nabbanja ordered the immediate removal of all roadside weighbridges, citing theft and the role of middlemen as justification. “I have received various complaints and concerns from stakeholders in the sugarcane industry concerning the way roadside weighbridges… are being used to steal sugarcane,” she wrote, adding…
The Victoria Group of Companies handed over food relief to more than 1,000 Muslims in Naminya and Bujowali villages, Jinja, on Friday, marking the end of Ramadan with a donation that included rice, beans, and sugar. The sugar was supplied by Victoria Sugar, one of the Group’s subsidiaries based in Luwero. Simon Mukose, Operations Manager at Victoria Nile Plastics Ltd, represented the company during the handover. He congratulated the Muslim community on completing the fasting period and urged them to carry forward the values of generosity and patience that Ramadan encourages. “This gesture reflects our belief in growing together with…
Ploice in Arua have detained a woman after she was reportedly caught with a large consignment of marijuana believed to have been destined for Kampala. The suspect, a 31-year-old resident of Ayivu Division, was picked up over the weekend after security received information pointing to suspicious cargo being prepared for transportation. Police say the operation was triggered by a tip from staff of a bus company, who alerted officers after noticing unusual packages during routine handling. Officers, working together with the transport company, intercepted two boxes containing suspected marijuana. The total weight of the seized drugs is estimated at over…
Tension briefly flared at a local hospital after a man was confronted and forced to leave the premises when he arrived seeking a DNA test with his young son, whose striking resemblance to him had already drawn attention. Witnesses said the man walked into the facility calmly, carrying the baby as he inquired about the process of conducting a DNA test. According to people who were present, his request quickly sparked curiosity among staff and bystanders, especially because the child bore an uncanny resemblance to him, particularly in facial features such as the nose. What began as a routine inquiry…
A bitter land dispute in Kakunyu, Masaka City has escalated into a major controversy involving allegations of political interference, violent evictions and corruption within state institutions, as the family of the late Yoana Batista Walubi accuses powerful local actors of orchestrating a land grab. At the center of the storm are accusations that Rogers Bulegeya, the chairman of the National Resistance Movement (NRM) in Masaka City, is allegedly financing efforts to seize the Walubi family’s land, while authorities including Resident District Commissioner Ahamada Washaki are accused of failing to act despite multiple complaints. The claims remain allegations, but they have ignited…
A former high school teacher in the United States has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after admitting to sexually abusing students under her care, in a case that shocked the community and exposed the lasting psychological impact on the victims. Julie Rizzitello, 37, from New Jersey, pleaded guilty to two counts of second-degree sexual assault involving two male students. The offences occurred while she was employed at Wall Township High School in Monmouth County. Court proceedings heard that Rizzitello engaged in “various sexual acts” with the students over several months. Prosecutors said one victim was between 16 and 17 years…
Chili peppers, commonly referred to as “pilipili” in Swahili-speaking regions, are more than just a spice that adds heat and flavor to meals. They are packed with nutrients and bioactive compounds, particularly capsaicin, which offers numerous health benefits and therapeutic properties. While many are aware of their culinary uses, the medicinal benefits of chili peppers remain lesser-known. Here are some diseases and health conditions that chili peppers can help cure or alleviate: 1. Pain Relief (Arthritis and Neuropathy) Capsaicin, the active component in chili peppers, is widely known for its pain-relieving properties. When applied topically as a cream, capsaicin helps…
Understanding a woman’s eye contact can tell you a lot about how she feels or what she’s thinking. Sometimes her eyes speak louder than words, and noticing the differences can make your interactions smoother—whether you’re dating or just getting to know her. The first type is the flirtatious glance. She might hold your gaze with a soft smile or playful look. This usually signals interest. A confident, relaxed response works best here. Next is the friendly look. It’s warm and steady but not romantic. She may glance at you while talking or passing by. This shows she’s comfortable around you…
A bizarre story circulating on social media has left many people online amused after claims emerged that a man unknowingly applied his wife’s hip enlargement lotion to his face. According to viral posts shared across platforms such as X (formerly Twitter) and Facebook, the man reportedly mistook the cosmetic product for ordinary body lotion and used it on his face without reading the label. The posts claim that the lotion had been purchased by his wife specifically for hip or butt enhancement, products that are marketed in some beauty circles to help enlarge or shape certain parts of the body.…