Author: Onion

Victoria University Vice Chancellor Dr. Lawrence Muganga has accused Deputy Speaker Thomas Tayebwa of discrimination against Banyarwanda and denied allegations that he holds a Rwandan passport, following his rejection by Parliament’s Appointments Committee. In a statement posted on X, Muganga dismissed claims made by Kasambya County MP Daudi Kabanda that the committee rejected him because he allegedly possessed three passports, namely Ugandan, Canadian and Rwandan. Muganga insisted that he does not hold a Rwandan passport and alleged that the claim was introduced during the vetting process by Tayebwa. “I do NOT hold a Rwandan passport. This is a deliberate falsehood…

Proceedings at Malawi’s Parliament were briefly overshadowed this week after an unidentified object believed to be a traditional charm was discovered near the main entrance to the parliamentary chamber, prompting concern among lawmakers, staff, and visitors. Speaker Sameer Suleman informed Parliament that the object had been found at an entrance frequently used by legislators and members of the public. While assuring the House that the item posed no immediate physical threat, he acknowledged that its presence had caused unease within the institution. Addressing lawmakers, Suleman humorously appealed to the unknown owner to come forward and reclaim the object, noting that…

resh allegations of a large-scale killing have surfaced in eastern Congo after local officials reported the discovery of mass graves in areas recently vacated by M23 rebels, even as a U.S.-brokered peace arrangement struggles to hold. Authorities in South-Kivu say two burial sites were uncovered on the outskirts of Uvira, a strategic city near the Burundian border that M23 seized late last year before announcing a pullback. Provincial governor Jean-Jacques Purusi said the remains were found in the Kiromoni and Kavimvira neighborhoods. “At this stage, we have identified two sites: one mass grave containing approximately 30 bodies in Kiromoni, not far from the Burundian border…

Uganda has placed more than 600 people linked to confirmed Ebola cases on a no-fly list as authorities intensify efforts to contain the ongoing outbreak. According to the Ministry of Health, details of all identified contacts have been shared with border and travel control agencies to prevent the spread of the disease. As of Tuesday, Uganda had recorded 15 confirmed cases of the Bundibugyo strain of Ebola since the outbreak was declared on May 15, 2026. Six new infections were confirmed this week, with most cases involving foreign nationals and health workers who attended to them. A total of 668…

A pastor in Mbarara is reported to have been hospitalized following an incident in which he allegedly attempted to take his own life, with claims suggesting it was driven by his desire to meet Jesus and God and return with a message for his congregation. Sources indicate that the incident has left members of his church in shock, with many struggling to understand the circumstances surrounding his actions. It is alleged that the pastor believed he would be able to meet Jesus and God and later bring back a message to his congregants, a claim that has circulated among members…

The Uganda Communications Commission (UCC) is expected to issue its decision on June 30, 2026, in a case that has drawn significant public interest following complaints filed by Pastor Robert Kayanja’s legal team against KTV and Pastor Jackson Senyonga. The complaints stem from broadcasts aired by KTV and statements made by Pastor Senyonga regarding court proceedings in the ongoing case involving Ssentongo Reagan. Kayanja’s lawyers accuse the broadcasters of publishing misleading information related to evidence and testimony presented before the court. However, both KTV and Pastor Senyonga have strongly defended their coverage, insisting that their reporting and commentary were based…

The government is negotiating with English Premier League clubs to feature the #VisitUganda brand on team jerseys as part of efforts to market the country to a global audience. State Minister for Tourism, Hon. Susan Nakawuki Nsambu, revealed the development, saying discussions are ongoing with several Premier League teams. “We are negotiating with Premier League teams to have #VisitUganda on their jerseys,” Nakawuki said. If successful, the initiative would place Uganda’s tourism brand before millions of football fans worldwide through one of the most watched sports leagues globally. The move mirrors similar tourism marketing partnerships pursued by other countries, including…

A Ugandan man has demanded a refund of nearly Shs20 million from his former girlfriend after their relationship came to an end. Speaking in an interview with Onion, the man said he spent millions of shillings on his then-girlfriend during the course of their relationship and now wants to recover part of the money following their separation. According to him, the most expensive item he purchased for his former partner was a vehicle valued at approximately Shs15 million. He also claimed to have bought her a Google Pixel smartphone worth about Shs3 million. The man said the two items account…

Social media has been flooded with reactions after a viral incident involving a man who allegedly caught his wife with another man inside her shop. According to reports circulating online, the husband reportedly discovered the pair together and locked them inside the shop before driving away, leaving the situation to unfold publicly. The incident quickly spread across social media platforms, drawing widespread attention and heated debate. As the story gained traction, users across different platforms shared mixed reactions ranging from shock and humour to criticism and sympathy. Many users focused on the dramatic nature of the confrontation and the public…

Grief has engulfed the Uganda Christian University (UCU) community following the death of fourth-year law student Ryan Kubahika, whose family says a postmortem examination revealed blood clots around his heart and lungs. The 22-year-old student died on the evening of May 29 after suddenly developing breathing difficulties while spending time with friends near campus. According to family members, medical findings indicated that Kubahika suffered from a lack of oxygen, a congested brain, and blood clots that had formed around vital organs. The revelations were made during a requiem service attended by relatives, friends, students, and university staff. Friends who were…