Author: Onion
A Tanzanian policeman has reportedly sued his best friend after he failed to impregnate his wife despite trying 77 times and being paid 2M Tanzanian Shilling for that purpose. According to reports, Darius Makambako, 50 and his wife Precious, 45 have been seeking for a child for the past 6 years. The turning point was when doctors revealed that Darius Makambako was sterile. Unable to bear the news, he employed his friend who is also a police officer in the traffic department to sleep with his wife 3 nights in a week to get the wife pregnant. According to the…
A doctor and a nurse who are having their internship in a hospital have been suspended from work after they were caught having sex while on duty. The two health workers were reported to the hospital administration by a patient who was admitted to the hospital in Tabora. The patient couldn’t take the routine sexual activity in the midst of the doctor and nurse’s loud loans. The patients in the ward had reached their limit of restriction, according to the source since they couldn’t bear the loud moan between the trainee doctor and the nurse they decided to report him.…
Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba has announced that his son, Private Ruhamya Kainerugaba, is currently undergoing military training at the renowned Royal Military Academy Sandhurst in the United Kingdom, marking another chapter in the Museveni family’s long military tradition. In a post shared on X on Thursday, Uganda’s Chief of Defence Forces praised his son for his performance at the elite British military institution. “My beloved son, Ruhamya, is doing an excellent job in Sandhurst. All good Ugandans should pray for him every day,” Gen Muhoozi wrote. The post included photos of Ruhamya dressed in combat gear while taking part in field…
A notorious landlord met his waterloo after he was caught red-handed sleeping with his male tenant’s second wife. A Tanzanian landlord was placed in public and flogged mercilessly before being slapped with a heavy fine after he was caught red-handed having sex with his tenant’s second wife. According to reports, the shameful incident reportedly happened at Kibwera village in the Geita district of Geita province (Tanzania). According to a report by Millard Ayo, Katayo Bote was publicly caned and fined over KSh 11,000. As narrated by the tenant who has two wives, he realized that his second and younger wife…
Multiple reports concerning a suspected thief who was forced to surrender himself to the police after the bag he allegedly stole from an old woman ‘refused to come down from his head’, have been making rounds online. The suspect identified as one Frank Buhet was reported to have stolen the bag which he took home but couldn’t bring it down from his head. This mysterious incident happened in Tanzania – the culprit said, he started walking from one road to another but the load was still hanging on the head. According to reports, he even tried laying down on the…
An enlarged prostate, medically known as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH), is a condition that many men develop quietly as they age. It is not cancer, but it can slowly interfere with daily comfort and confidence. The challenge is that most men ignore the early signs, assuming they are just “normal aging,” yet the body often gives clear warnings. One of the first signs is waking up repeatedly at night to urinate. What once was a full night of sleep becomes interrupted and tiring. This can affect mood, energy, and focus during the day. Another early sign is a weak urine…
Tension and bitter accusations tore apart a well-known church family in Lyantonde after Bishop Abdul Mugisha and his wife, Pastor Mercy Mugisha, publicly exposed each other during a heated meeting attended by church members and local leaders. The dramatic fallout unfolded at the couple’s home in Kaliro Ward, where members of Holy Gospel Deliverance Ministries had gathered alongside area leaders in an attempt to resolve growing misunderstandings that had been shaking the church for weeks. Instead of finding peace, the meeting quickly turned chaotic as the husband and wife exchanged shocking allegations involving adultery, violence and control of the church…
A former journalist at Nation Media Group has left many Kenyans heartbroken after videos emerged showing that former reporter Nasibo Kabale is now living on the streets. Nasibo, who was once widely recognized for her powerful reporting on education and health matters, especially during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020, is now battling difficult living conditions that have sparked concern across the country. In videos seen by The Kenya Times, the former journalist appears barefoot, poorly dressed, and visibly distressed, a painful contrast to the respected media career she once had. Nasibo revealed that her mental health struggles began during the…
Shock and grief have engulfed the family, colleagues and friends of a deputy principal from Bungoma County after he died under mysterious circumstances shortly after attending a school event in Webuye. Caleb Wekesa Nakhisa, the deputy principal of St Cecilia Misikhu Girls Secondary School, was pronounced dead on arrival at Webuye Sub-County Hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning. Authorities have since launched investigations, with police treating the incident as a suspected murder case. According to a police report recorded at Webuye Police Station under OB No. 02/24/05/2026 at 3am, the teacher had spent the evening in the company…
Residents of Kabete were left in shock after a newborn baby was reportedly discovered buried alive in a farm, covered in blood but still breathing when rescuers arrived. The disturbing incident, which has sparked outrage and emotional reactions online, happened earlier today after locals noticed something unusual in the area and moved closer to investigate. According to reports circulating on social media, the infant had been partially buried in the soil and appeared badly injured when found. Witnesses say the baby was quickly rescued by residents before being rushed to a nearby hospital for emergency medical treatment. Despite the horrifying…